Showing posts with label chop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chop. Show all posts

March 27, 2011

Secrets of the Ninja

VIDEO #361
Karate Choppin', Ninja Kickin', Fist Punchin' Soundtrack
We would all love to be able to karate chop wood like a ninja, right? Of course we would and now you can. Get off that couch and get yourself a handy little Box Saw, the tool Hollywood doesn't want you to know about. It will provide you with all the confidence after sawing 99.2% through your target. If you are aspiring to be a ninja, highly consider this tool, I have.

August 19, 2010

Kung Fu Katana

VIDEO #141
Team Fortress Soundtrack
I want to show you what Katana is capable of, just so everyone out there knows not to mess with her when she's wielding an oversized knife. Take it from me, three fingers and a toe later, I'll be the first to warn you. And yes, we have a miniature graveyard in the backyard for severed extremities.