There's a Monster in my Basement

VIDEO #342

Person Under the Stairs Mix

It felt in order to switch from the recent comedy genre to a little bit more from the dark side, so here you go... late on a tuesday night, right before bedtime. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite... and try not to worry about the spooky stranger hiding in your basement (if you don't have a basement, I was told the spooky stranger lurks under beds). Night, night!

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Twilight Trailer

VIDEO #295

One Hell of an Epic Score

For those who might know about the Twilight movies, maybe this will crack you up. If you don't, no worries, you're not really missing anything other than over dramatic vampires. Sorry if I offended any of you teenage girls out there. Edward Rocks! And yes... that is Katana and myself in the movie poster.

Movie Poster

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The Strangler

VIDEO #289

Strangling Music

It was the first decent night for a while as far as weather goes tonight so I decided to put on a heavy coat with a dark hood and prowl around in search for an innocent victim on their way home from work. Then I realized I had to post a video for the blog still, so here's the video. Ok, time to get back on out to scare me some neighbors! Ohh-hoo-ha-ha-haaaa! (My evil laugh)

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Don't Fear the Reaper

VIDEO #160

Spooky Sounds

Judgement day has arrived for some unfortunate Homies. Who will convince Death that they are worthy of a second chance at life?

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Friday the 13th

VIDEO #135

Friday the 13th Theme

As funny as this video may seem, everyday while I'm in the shower, Katana comes in the bathroom and shows me the calender while wearing my old hockey mask and oil drenched suede coat so I know what day of the week it is. Yes, this happens everyday, every morning. It's just something cute the two of us do. Well, it comes off that I'm quite frightened in the video but it was simply that I bumped the water from hot to extremely cold. I'm not going to let it embarrass me too much. Anyway, happy Friday the 13th to you all!

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Three Men and a Shower

VIDEO #127

Song - Halloween Soundtrack and Three Men in a Tub

There's nothing like getting into a fancy steam room/shower with a bunch of guys and hanging out for a couple hours. Nothing like it. The repercussions of this could be that you back up the sewer system, causing the toilets to overflow and "stuff" to rise through the drains in the showers, especially the steam room/shower. The night becomes late and you might cross your fingers the problems fix themselves only to find that in the early morning, "matters" are worse and the bathroom you'd like to use will not provide you with the proper functions. Just saying, that could happen.

Jimmy's Gone Missin'

VIDEO #119

Creepy Sounds from the Clatsop Forest

This video is dedicated to my good friend Jim who wouldn't be caught dead trekking around a dark, scary forest in the middle of the night in search of the beast that's making loud, howling noises. No, Jim tends to only enjoy the "out of doors" on a man made structure called a deck or maybe a patio. I'm sure if Jim were to be in the same area where 10 tall trees were in eyesight, he would be "camping." Jimmy, this one's for you!

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Caving For Batman

VIDEO #053

Batman Theme

In central Oregon there are a ton of lava caves to explore. This one was in the middle of nowhere near Bend. Lots of fun but a little spooky knowing that one boulder falling could mean the end of a perfectly good day. It might be tough to see so check it out here if you'd like:

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Theatrical Trailer Voice

VIDEO #039

Library Music

We all love the drama that comes with those fantastic trailer voices these days so I thought I'd give it a shot with some random cemetery footage from back in the day. And no, I do not think I will get the budget anytime soon to make the film, which is probably a good thing.