VIDEO #383
Long Beach Washington Discovery Coast trail, a good place for biking with friends and acting a little awesome! Stay at the Adrift Hotel right on the beach, use the complimentary bikes and ride where you'd like!
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
March 13, 2012
October 27, 2011
March 21, 2011
The Line Up
VIDEO #355
Sounds from Downtown - District #00355
Rebar took the whole family to Taco Bell for tasty treats. Little did he know it would turn out to be one of the worst days of his life. That's right, Rebar was sexually harassed in the men's bathroom. I'm sure it will end up being a positive life experience for Rebar after years of painful memories, I'm sure of it.
March 16, 2011
The Missing Socks Mystery
VIDEO #350
A Tribute to Lost Socks
Have you ever wondered where all those lost socks end up? I've recently discovered not just where they go, but also why they go. You see, socks need love too, and when their better half is off, galavanting around with some stripped, knee high... well, there's no reason the other ankle sock can't do the same. Mystery solved.
March 10, 2011
CSI Toys: Bathroom Crime Scene
VIDEO #344
Detective Smith and Officer O'leary Investigation Sounds
Mr. Tarzan has been feeling miserable lately, so miserable he feels his life is going down the toilet. So sad, let's hope the police arrive on time to save him from a horrible decision! I hope this video does not offend anyone, it is meant to be comical... I mean come on, they're toys!
September 7, 2010
Don't Fear the Reaper
VIDEO #160
Spooky Sounds
Judgement day has arrived for some unfortunate Homies. Who will convince Death that they are worthy of a second chance at life?
September 3, 2010
8 Mile Homies
VIDEO #156
Song - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Wow, late upload! Almost broke the streak. Here's a spoof from the movie 8 Mile with Eminem. Not a great movie whatsoever in my opinion but a great excuse to open up the toy chest. I love my toys... there... I said it!
August 1, 2010
The Milkman
VIDEO #123
Song - "Milk Cow Blues" by George Strait
I think I may have just become lactose intolerant after this video. Oh what I will do for a video of the day. Even after hosing off in the yard and a long shower, I smell whole milk. It hurts.
July 11, 2010
Super Dog
VIDEO #102
Song - "A Breeze From Alabama" Classic Rag
Dogs sure get excited when there's a ball around, sometimes too excited. This guy was so excited he jumped up, caught the ball then dropped into the void. The dog was never found.
July 3, 2010
Mantene Bro V
VIDEO #094
Song - "Sound of Silence" remixed by Gregorian Chant
Sometimes a mans gotta feel sexy too and with the mass variety of products available these days, it isn't hard. I would highly recommend "Mantene Bro V" Shampoo, for him. It leaves the hair silky smooth with a flirt of sass. Best used with the Pacific Ocean.
June 24, 2010
Full Plastic Jacket
VIDEO #085
Full Metal Jacket Soundtrack
I found some fun audio clips and thought it'd be a good excuse to play with some toys. If you have not watched the scene from "Full Metal Jacket" with the drill sergeant yelling at his new arrivals, here is a link to the extended scene, it's hilarious:
June 21, 2010
The Great Camping Flood of 2010
VIDEO #082
Song - "Dead Skunk" by Loudon Wainwright III
To celebrate the 5th day of sunshine this year, I started cleaning up the backyard. I noticed the pool water was a little funky and BAM!..a blog idea came to me... so I grabbed some little guys and started playing with toys again. The weird thing about this video is that by the end of watching it, I want to go camping. I'm not sure if it was the barbecuing or the neon cocktails that did it for me? Anywho, happy sunny monday to you all.
June 19, 2010
Bonsai Toys Part 2 of 2
VIDEO #080
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Soundtrack
Part two of the Bonsai Tree features none other that Jack Nicholson and Beavis, from Beavis and Butthead. The two pots are going strong, trees are looking great but the karate guys have taken a leave of absence. Little Homies may move in..?
June 10, 2010
Bonsai Toys Part 1 of 2
VIDEO #071
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Soundtrack
Finally found a nice pot for my little bonsai pine trees. I had so much fun that I decided to bust out the little toys and play for the afternoon. That isn't too weird for a grown man to do mid day, mid week... right? Featuring Mr. Miyagi, Danielson, and Fat Bastard. I've got a second bonsai video right around the corner so stay tuned! (This is quite better in HD)
June 8, 2010
FM Radio
VIDEO #069
Various Radio Hits
Yesterday was a perfect day for a drive, listening to the radio and getting busy behind the steering wheel. The funniest thing about this video is, you'll have to try and picture this, the radio was off while I was driving. That's right, no music. Driving by businesses, schools, bus stops and pulling up next to someone with the windows down was quite the scene. As a disclaimer, please do not try this with your own vehicle, I have been professionally trained to drive under these awesome conditions.
May 20, 2010
How To Catch Crabs
VIDEO #050
Original Score by Dan and Ben
Fifty videos! I thought I would share an old favorite for the occasion which has been a small success on youtube reaching over 10K views. Who are these people that are so interested in how to catch crabs? We may never know!
May 18, 2010
Mike's Laser Toy
VIDEO #048
Library Music
Mike has recently figured out what the laser pointer is and still doesn't seem to care, he can't help but to try and get that little red dot. Oh, and I think it's official, Mike's human voice is permanently in the tune of Clint Eastwood.
May 14, 2010
Dog Lovers
VIDEO #044
Song - "Who Let The Dogs Out" by Baha Men
The question I asked myself while putting this together started as "Why would I ever use this song for anything?" More importantly was the question of " Why do I have an abundance of dog footage?"
May 13, 2010
The Ballgame
VIDEO #043
Ballpark Tunes
A rain delay at the ball park allowed ample time to capture behind the scenes coverage of a video shoot with the Portland Beavers as they faced off against the Tacoma Rainiers. No one knows what the score was at the end but we do know that I caught two fly balls in the four innings we were there. Two! Ok so there were probably 37 people at the stadium total giving me better odds but still, ... two. With balls in hand, I soon realized these balls were not for me but for the little ones getting spoiled on a weekday, sitting in box seats high on sugar... these kids are the ones who needed the rush of the fly ball... so I gave my balls to them.
May 11, 2010
Good Cop Bad Cop
VIDEO #041
On Mother's Day we were taking off from the park when we noticed this couple going through some strange emotions together. We... well... I couldn't help but to pull out the camera and roll some tape. 6 1/2 minutes of surveillance not only caught some pushing and shoving but quite possibly a semi professional drug deal. The best part was we caught up with the guy down the road, who had just bushwhacked the steep hill for what reasons, we may never know. It'd be great to hear your take on what went down here, drop a comment!
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