America's Got Talent?

VIDEO #363

A Jesperson Trio Original

People might be wondering what I'm going to be doing after the next couple of days with the video of the day blog being done and all. Well, here is your answer. I'm planning a tour with the Jesperson Trio (aka Jesperson Tripletts). The goal is simple... share the finest jazz recorder music in the world at all major venues across the globe. I'm sure there will be a snowball effect with an instant fan base so I will not be advertising past this video upload so, if you want to see The Trio perform live in your area, just follow the tickle in your ear. When your head explodes from aural bliss, you've found us.

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The Duel

VIDEO #341

Dueling Soundtrack

Today, at high noon, Black Bart and White Willy had a showdown. Who came with the faster hand? Who will get to live another day? Who, man, who!

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Tiger Beer Commercial

VIDEO #338

Tiger Rock

Having one of those days where you're feeling down? No hope? Life is at its bitter end? Well, before you do anything silly, go out and grab yourself a Tiger Beer! You'll soon feel the strength of 9 tigers, the smell of a wet jungle and free of all your life predators. And it tastes good too!

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iSandwich

VIDEO #337

The iSANDWICH App Theme Music

The best part of this video was I had a sandwich made after the shoot. I think I'm on to something.... So my buddies and I came up with this idea last summer and thought it'd make for a funny video but forgot all about it until today. So, here it is... the iSANDWICH app for all you "app people." Thanks Alex & Kai for the idea!

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Super 8

VIDEO #325

Song - "Hotel" by Cassidy featuring R. Kelly

Sometimes it's fun to stay in an all America style hotel off the main drag kind of hotel/motel like the Super 8. All the fanciest amenities one could ask for and then some. So, when heading to Long Beach Washington, don't shy away from this destination. It's well worth every hard earned American dollar... and the chicks dig guys who stay here.

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A Case Of The Mondays

VIDEO #306

Song - "Mambo No. 8" by Perez Prado

Office Space is one of my all time, top 17 films and I thought I'd better salute the movie with my own little video. Here's to you Peter Gibbons! Thank you for inspiring me and forever extending my weekends to three days. Grrrrrrreaaaaat!

Office Space Trailer

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Twilight Trailer

VIDEO #295

One Hell of an Epic Score

For those who might know about the Twilight movies, maybe this will crack you up. If you don't, no worries, you're not really missing anything other than over dramatic vampires. Sorry if I offended any of you teenage girls out there. Edward Rocks! And yes... that is Katana and myself in the movie poster.

Movie Poster

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Excellent Adventure

VIDEO #282

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Today, I found an abandoned airport parking lot, only accessible by foot. Yes, this is strange. Even stranger, security guards were keeping their eyes on me by truck from the runway.... so, if they wanted to get me out of there... they'd have to get out of their temperature controlled environment, climb the barbed wire fence and chase after me... an all American Movie Man? No way. I stayed and shot this video. However, I was deathly afraid of the numerous bee's nests upon entering the time machine.

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Alabama Fried Chicken

VIDEO #281

Song - "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

I'm back playing with toys again. It's been a while and thought I'd introduce a couple new characters (I consider them my friends): Alabama Al, his dog Punch and Steve the Skater. Isn't there a saying, Don't bother a dog while they're eating? Well, don't bother Al and Punch, it's eatin' time.

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Simpler Times

VIDEO #172

NE Portland Real Time Sound

Paying homage to those clever Corona beer commercials, here's to you Simpler Times Beer, at last, your own commercial! In the marathon of videos from the last several months, I've used quite a bit of sound effects. Today, I am proud to say I have not used one sound effect for this video. It is all true. This is my backyard. These are the sounds that fill the air. It is glorious. It is simpler.

Those Clever Corona Commercials

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8 Mile Homies

VIDEO #156

Song - "Lose Yourself" by Eminem

Wow, late upload! Almost broke the streak. Here's a spoof from the movie 8 Mile with Eminem. Not a great movie whatsoever in my opinion but a great excuse to open up the toy chest. I love my toys... there... I said it!

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Friday the 13th

VIDEO #135

Friday the 13th Theme

As funny as this video may seem, everyday while I'm in the shower, Katana comes in the bathroom and shows me the calender while wearing my old hockey mask and oil drenched suede coat so I know what day of the week it is. Yes, this happens everyday, every morning. It's just something cute the two of us do. Well, it comes off that I'm quite frightened in the video but it was simply that I bumped the water from hot to extremely cold. I'm not going to let it embarrass me too much. Anyway, happy Friday the 13th to you all!

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The Milkman

VIDEO #123

Song - "Milk Cow Blues" by George Strait

I think I may have just become lactose intolerant after this video. Oh what I will do for a video of the day. Even after hosing off in the yard and a long shower, I smell whole milk. It hurts.

Self Help: Neighbor #1

VIDEO #104

Extreme Exercise Mix with a hint of Tony Robbins

From the comfort of my own window, across the street this evening, our neighbor was deep in thought as she was multitasking in search of true self meaning. If she succeeds, we will hear Jerry Garcia tonight. If not, we will see her back on the bike tomorrow. Stay tuned...

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Full Plastic Jacket

VIDEO #085

Full Metal Jacket Soundtrack

I found some fun audio clips and thought it'd be a good excuse to play with some toys. If you have not watched the scene from "Full Metal Jacket" with the drill sergeant yelling at his new arrivals, here is a link to the extended scene, it's hilarious:

Full Metal Jacket Scene

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Bonsai Toys Part 2 of 2

VIDEO #080

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Soundtrack

Part two of the Bonsai Tree features none other that Jack Nicholson and Beavis, from Beavis and Butthead. The two pots are going strong, trees are looking great but the karate guys have taken a leave of absence. Little Homies may move in..?

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Human Jaws Attack

VIDEO #061

Jaws Theme

I really hope this video doesn't make the kids out there think I am an evil shark man who attacks girls on floaties in swimming pools. On the other hand, with the idea I did scare little kids from going in pools could mean more urine free water..... it's a revolution!

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Sandy Memories

VIDEO #054

Song - "Winds of Change" by The Scorpions

An old classic video from the vault! This really turned out to be a happy accident with the hot sexy footage and the super power ballad from the 90's. I'm sure the Scorpions are trying to figure out how to get ahold of me so they can use this to replace their music video.... I'm sure of it!

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Caving For Batman

VIDEO #053

Batman Theme

In central Oregon there are a ton of lava caves to explore. This one was in the middle of nowhere near Bend. Lots of fun but a little spooky knowing that one boulder falling could mean the end of a perfectly good day. It might be tough to see so check it out here if you'd like:

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Five Dollar (Vietnamese) Footlong

VIDEO #046

Song - Subway's Catchy & Annoying Theme

Yen Ha, up on Sandy around 71st, seriously has an amazing $5 vietnamese footlong. Couldn't resist a spoof on the Subway commercial after seeing the handwritten advertisement in the bar. Kim executive produced the shoot (thanks for picking up the tab) and Katana coordinated and directed leaving me to simply shoot. Production budget... you guessed it... 5 bucks.