The Drought

VIDEO #335

Happy Drought Music

Yesterday was so fun going out in the freezing cold, showering in the rain, that I thought maybe I'd find a way to do that again today. Not that Portland will have a drought anytime soon, when the day comes, here is the stock video that all the news stations will buy. Brrrrrrrrrrr..... hot shower!

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The Weather Man

VIDEO #334

Sounds from the last day of Feb 2011

The snow has left and the rain has come. By the looks of things, it's going to be around for a little while. So as your weather man, I would recommend an umbrella, a high dose of vitamin D and a bar of Irish Springs.

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Friday the 13th

VIDEO #135

Friday the 13th Theme

As funny as this video may seem, everyday while I'm in the shower, Katana comes in the bathroom and shows me the calender while wearing my old hockey mask and oil drenched suede coat so I know what day of the week it is. Yes, this happens everyday, every morning. It's just something cute the two of us do. Well, it comes off that I'm quite frightened in the video but it was simply that I bumped the water from hot to extremely cold. I'm not going to let it embarrass me too much. Anyway, happy Friday the 13th to you all!

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Three Men and a Shower

VIDEO #127

Song - Halloween Soundtrack and Three Men in a Tub

There's nothing like getting into a fancy steam room/shower with a bunch of guys and hanging out for a couple hours. Nothing like it. The repercussions of this could be that you back up the sewer system, causing the toilets to overflow and "stuff" to rise through the drains in the showers, especially the steam room/shower. The night becomes late and you might cross your fingers the problems fix themselves only to find that in the early morning, "matters" are worse and the bathroom you'd like to use will not provide you with the proper functions. Just saying, that could happen.

Showering with Gringo

VIDEO #106

Song - "Cielito Lindo" by Silvestre Vargas

Gringo was hot today and felt like cooling the summer's heat with a cool spray from the garden hose. Effective and a good way to multitask if watering the yard is required in your every other daily life routine.

Mantene Bro V

VIDEO #094

Song - "Sound of Silence" remixed by Gregorian Chant

Sometimes a mans gotta feel sexy too and with the mass variety of products available these days, it isn't hard. I would highly recommend "Mantene Bro V" Shampoo, for him. It leaves the hair silky smooth with a flirt of sass. Best used with the Pacific Ocean.

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