Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

September 8, 2011

The Neighbors: Domestic Violence

VIDEO #373
Song - "Put It On" by Bob Marley
Some people wake up, enjoy a cup of coffee, walk their dog around the block then head out for work. Well, in my neighborhood it's a different walk of life. Coffee isn't strong enough, walking around the block just doesn't make sense and working is not an option. So, why not try to rip off your neighbor dress in the middle of the street, that's how these guys roll. To add, I was actually listening to this Marley song, it really is fitting for the scenario.

March 22, 2011

The Power of Cheese

VIDEO #356
Euro Tracks from Euro
Hans Christmas was once the strongest man in the world. Now, he appears in local television commercials advertising for products that appear metaphorically stronger. Well, I had the privilege to watch Hans in action after the shoot. He was furious with the script as he should be. This guy is made of steel and here he is playing with a cheese loaf. Long story short, Hans still has it, he just needs to pay the rent.

March 10, 2011

CSI Toys: Bathroom Crime Scene

VIDEO #344
Detective Smith and Officer O'leary Investigation Sounds
Mr. Tarzan has been feeling miserable lately, so miserable he feels his life is going down the toilet. So sad, let's hope the police arrive on time to save him from a horrible decision! I hope this video does not offend anyone, it is meant to be comical... I mean come on, they're toys!

March 7, 2011

The Duel

VIDEO #341
Dueling Soundtrack
Today, at high noon, Black Bart and White Willy had a showdown. Who came with the faster hand? Who will get to live another day? Who, man, who!

February 22, 2011

Marsh's Free Museum

VIDEO #328
Sounds of the Weird
In the last video from Long Beach, we stopped on over to Marsh's Free Museum to visit Jake the Alligator Man, the two headed calf and all the other strange oddities the museum has in store. Oh, and did I mention it's free? It's hard not to throw a nickel or dime in the antique novelty machines. A must see if in the town, you can't afford not to check it out!

July 3, 2010

Mantene Bro V

VIDEO #094

Song - "Sound of Silence" remixed by Gregorian Chant

Sometimes a mans gotta feel sexy too and with the mass variety of products available these days, it isn't hard. I would highly recommend "Mantene Bro V" Shampoo, for him. It leaves the hair silky smooth with a flirt of sass. Best used with the Pacific Ocean.

Watch in HD

June 10, 2010

Bonsai Toys Part 1 of 2

VIDEO #071
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Soundtrack
Finally found a nice pot for my little bonsai pine trees. I had so much fun that I decided to bust out the little toys and play for the afternoon. That isn't too weird for a grown man to do mid day, mid week... right? Featuring Mr. Miyagi, Danielson, and Fat Bastard. I've got a second bonsai video right around the corner so stay tuned! (This is quite better in HD)

May 24, 2010

Sandy Memories

VIDEO #054
Song - "Winds of Change" by The Scorpions
An old classic video from the vault! This really turned out to be a happy accident with the hot sexy footage and the super power ballad from the 90's. I'm sure the Scorpions are trying to figure out how to get ahold of me so they can use this to replace their music video.... I'm sure of it!

May 20, 2010

How To Catch Crabs

VIDEO #050
Original Score by Dan and Ben
Fifty videos! I thought I would share an old favorite for the occasion which has been a small success on youtube reaching over 10K views. Who are these people that are so interested in how to catch crabs? We may never know!

May 18, 2010

Mike's Laser Toy

VIDEO #048
Library Music
Mike has recently figured out what the laser pointer is and still doesn't seem to care, he can't help but to try and get that little red dot. Oh, and I think it's official, Mike's human voice is permanently in the tune of Clint Eastwood.

May 14, 2010

Dog Lovers

VIDEO #044
Song - "Who Let The Dogs Out" by Baha Men
The question I asked myself while putting this together started as "Why would I ever use this song for anything?" More importantly was the question of " Why do I have an abundance of dog footage?"

May 13, 2010

The Ballgame

VIDEO #043
Ballpark Tunes
A rain delay at the ball park allowed ample time to capture behind the scenes coverage of a video shoot with the Portland Beavers as they faced off against the Tacoma Rainiers. No one knows what the score was at the end but we do know that I caught two fly balls in the four innings we were there. Two! Ok so there were probably 37 people at the stadium total giving me better odds but still, ... two. With balls in hand, I soon realized these balls were not for me but for the little ones getting spoiled on a weekday, sitting in box seats high on sugar... these kids are the ones who needed the rush of the fly ball... so I gave my balls to them.

May 11, 2010

Good Cop Bad Cop

VIDEO #041
On Mother's Day we were taking off from the park when we noticed this couple going through some strange emotions together. We... well... I couldn't help but to pull out the camera and roll some tape. 6 1/2 minutes of surveillance not only caught some pushing and shoving but quite possibly a semi professional drug deal. The best part was we caught up with the guy down the road, who had just bushwhacked the steep hill for what reasons, we may never know. It'd be great to hear your take on what went down here, drop a comment!

May 10, 2010

Mr. Ed Has A Booger

VIDEO #040
Song - "Mr. Ed" Theme
No special effects... the horse talks and blows an enormous booger towards the camera, what else do you need in a video and what a way to start of the week!

May 9, 2010

Theatrical Trailer Voice

VIDEO #039
Library Music
We all love the drama that comes with those fantastic trailer voices these days so I thought I'd give it a shot with some random cemetery footage from back in the day. And no, I do not think I will get the budget anytime soon to make the film, which is probably a good thing.

May 8, 2010

Putting in the Pool

VIDEO #038
Song - "Joy to the World" by Cathedral Brass
In the process of getting the stairs from the back deck to the yard in (which is still in progress), I uncovered a little bit of history of the house... the back patio! That's right, buried under the dirt lays an old, but classy array of concrete slabs! Not much to brag about other than the fact it's a free patio that brings fun for the whole family, and I think the video captures just that.

May 7, 2010

Meatloaf Construction

VIDEO #037
Song - "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meatloaf
Lucky us, the lot next door is under serious construction! Over the last three days I've had those guys under 24 hour surveillance for reasons unknown until tonight. Tonight, Meatloaf construction is born! Make it through to the end... it might be worth it for some of ya'll.

May 4, 2010

Bingo!

Video #034
Song - "Bingo" by Waka Flocka Flame
We finally did it! We checked out the Bingo hall in the hood, and let me tell you, not a dull moment to be had there. Maybe we were out of our league trying our hand against the locals but I figure after a dozen more outings to the hall, we might have the opportunity to shout that glorious two syllable word... BINGO!

May 3, 2010

Flat Stanley

VIDEO #033
Song - Track 5 by Chinese Singalong
My niece Sally and her 2nd Grade class sent out their Flat Stanley figures to friends and family last month and I was proud to be responsible to show the little guy around the Pacific Northwest. Oh, we had so much fun! I think Mr. Stanley had a pretty good time too. We will miss you good buddy! You're always welcome back to the West Coast!