Blog Gone Bad

VIDEO #244

Sick Music

Believe it or not, I had a plan for this video. A liquid diet / bachelor style, instant dinner kind of concept but when it came time to perform, the gag reflex showed up. I think it had something to do with the decisions I was making for the mixture, especially the pumpkin pie. My stomach is still very confused and I may not make it through the night... I guess we'll all know tomorrow if another video gets posted. Hold your breath. Side note, "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies happens to be one of my least favorite songs of all time. I thought it was appropriate for the least favorite part of my day.

The Old Switcheroo

VIDEO #243

Awesome Techno Tune

This quite possibly could be cross dressing at its finest... I wouldn't be surprised if this video ended up on this site HERE. Fabulous!

Christmas Vacation Lights

VIDEO #242

Song - "O Little Town Of Bethlehem" by Sister Rosetta Tharpe

In tribute to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, here's to you Clark W Griswold!

Christmas Cheer

VIDEO #241

Song - "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" by Ella Fitzgerald

After a couple years of being domesticated, I have come to enjoy the simple things like redecorating for the holidays... but don't think I'm not the man I once was... these activities are accompanied by tackle football, whiskey, strip clubs and karate. Either way, happy holidays!

Rosie the Parrot

VIDEO #240

Drumbeat and Polly

We all get a kick out of talking animals so here you go, Rosie the Parrot.

Happy Thanksgiving!

VIDEO #239
Song - Turkey in the Straw and Young Turks
Happy Turkey Day!

My Refrigerator

VIDEO #238
More random music we all love
It wasn't easy to put these guys and keep them in the fridge... the aid of cheese infused hotdogs helped. Now, the white beast waits by the cold, magic black box for more delicious treats. What have I done? Also, I think this completes appliance options in the household for video possibilities. Microwave, washer/dryer, oven, fridge, heater - check...... wait we've got a toaster, blender, crockpot, etc.... ah ha! Just when I thought the fun was no longer.

Magic Pies

VIDEO #237
Elevator Music
In a perfect world, pies would make themselves, right? Well Skymall has done it again, they've come out with the Magic Pie Range, from Maytag! You only need a dish, patience and an oven mitt, the rest is magic!... but, to cover my butt I should say the better half has been slaving in the kitchen for the last couple hours making Thanksgiving apple and pumpkin pies. She is the real magic pie maker. Brownie points, take them where you can get them.

The First Snowfall

VIDEO #236
Songs - "Let It Snow" performed by Frank Sinatra followed by Boyz II Men
You thought it was pretty silly of us making snowflakes and hanging them in the window yesterday, huh? I almost did too until about 45 minutes ago when a great Pacific NW flurry stopped on by! We are pretty excited, maybe a tomorrow a snowman... although I don't want to jinx it, however a snow angel would be awesome.

Snowflakes

VIDEO #235
Song - "The Nutcracker Suite" by The Berlin Symphony Orchestra Remix
Tomorrow, if not tonight, should be the first snowfall in Portland and we're looking forward to seeing the spectacle. So... I've been subject to Martha Stewart Magazine, which the better half subscribes to and yes, sometimes I catch myself interested, please don't tell non-followers... umm, so we made snowflakes and that will ensure snow for tomorrow. You're all very welcome Portland.